I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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