Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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