I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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