But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize
