i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
True strength comes from lack of pants
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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