So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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