I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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