you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
