yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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