Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
try to milk me bitch
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