ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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