what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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