So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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