We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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