DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
What a dumb baby whore.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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