Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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