Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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