You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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