My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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