Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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