I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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