A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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