Its about making memories worth repressing
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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