im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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