I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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