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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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