I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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