I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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