i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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