I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
operation have a gay friend backfired
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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