one two three fourrrrnication!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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