God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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