That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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