I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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