she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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