so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think your dad took our porno
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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