my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I want to fling myself into the sun
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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