Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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