she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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