Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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