He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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