Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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