You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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