I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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