wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just google imaged poop.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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