just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
