Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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