I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Green mimosas i think yes
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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