it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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