i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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