I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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