I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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