This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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