Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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