: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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