the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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