I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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